unabating:

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

mill-iam:

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

(Source: millie-m0o, via jon-ok-llaghan)

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

(via aneertak)

thegingermullet:

Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

(via kilgorekat)

andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

(Source: samberglar, via kilgorekat)

princeburrito:

yeah she’s cute and all but is her feminism intersectional?

(Source: princeboorito, via espritjoyeux)

bouncethatafro:

THIS PERSON IS SO UNDERCOOKED WE CAN INVITE THEM OVER FOR DINNER AGAIN
theme by zan