petewentz-:

charmancler:

fall out boy? why not fall out girl?

[SLAMS FIST DOWN ON TABLE]

FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!

[patrick stump immediately works on changing name of band to Fall Out Persons]

(Source: charmancler, via acoustic-cal)


Photo by Adam Elmakias

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via acoustic-cal)

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via versallles)

  • daedalus: icarus, whatever you do, dont fly too close to the sun
  • icarus:
  • icarus: im gonna fuck the sun

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via acoustic-cal)

dkc2:

Have a different colored notebook for each class and that’s about as organized as it gets folks

(via petewanks)

driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

(via ifuckedalexgaskarth)


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