do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post
fall out boy? why not fall out girl?
[SLAMS FIST DOWN ON TABLE]
[patrick stump immediately works on changing name of band to Fall Out Persons]
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
- daedalus: icarus, whatever you do, dont fly too close to the sun
- icarus: im gonna fuck the sun